Won't you take me
where the streetlights glow?

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what really scares me is that im average im not really good at anything or really beautiful im going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me


i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this






“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

"everybody get down… not in a kinky way”
— Coachella Dan, before Of The Night (via bandstillee)